Dubai's getting bigger and richer, rents are higher, traffic is out of control, it's so hot here. But we love it here !

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Naji is home


Finally Naji Al Nuami has been released, a reason for UAE to celebrate. The whole UAE prayed for this guy...........
I'd read somewhere his wedding is to be in September, good luck man !

Only in Sharjah


This is on Al Wahda Street. Free Italian Suit, with Shirt !
Wow this beats all those offers at DSF !

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Arla Foods Ban

It's been 3 months now since the protests have died down on the Prophet Mohammed's cartoons, but SuperMarkets such as Talal Supermarket have continued the ban, see this image of what's displayed at the entrance. I saw a similar message in Maya Lala's in Satwa saying we do not sell any Danish products.
Serves the Danes right I guess, Those cartoons will be remembered for years. It had no losses on the paper becasue locals will still read it, but what about the others affected by their ignorance and arrogance.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Welcome to Dubai

Something interesting emailed to me, whoever write this- must be applauded !

Welcome to Dubai :
- If your road map is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and get a new one. If you are in Al Rashidiya and your map is one day old, then it is already obsolete.
- Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Dubai has its own version of traffic rules, which can be summarized as "Hold on and pray!"
-There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Dubai.
- Everyone drives like that. The morning rush hour is from 5AM to noon. The evening rush hour is from 1PM to 10PM. Wednesday's rush hour starts Tuesday morning.
-If you slow down at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended and then given a ticket by the Dubai Police.
- If you are the first one at the intersection, when the light turns green ignore the car honking behind you and count to five to avoid crashing into one of the cars running the red light in cross-traffic.
- Construction on all main roads is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment.
- All unfamiliar sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we must be in Sharjah!"
- Car horns are actually toys for big boys.
- Anyone in a Land Cruiser or Mercedes with tinted windows has the right of way.
- Most roads mysteriously change names as you cross intersections.
- To ask directions, you must have knowledge of Urdu.
- A trip across town will take a minimum of four hours, although Sheik Zayed Road has an unposted minimum speed of 150 kph.
- It is sobering to realize that local Arabs are taught how to drive by Pakistanis.
- The minimum acceptable speed on the Emirates Road is 160 kph. Anything less is considered downright sissy.

- Al Khail Road is Dubai's daily version of NASCAR.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

You got mail

Today morning at the Al Wasl Post office a pretty petit British hottie was arguing with the officials who refused to give her another Post box as paper work was already done and they could not cancel it from their Systems.
Reason: She couldn't reach it ! It was too high !

Poor Sweetie, had to cancel it, and pay for a new one.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Solution to petrol prices.

With the Petrol prices, this will the the future solution to the world... I see yellow number plates... is this Oman?
Imagine
Philipinos: Will put a T-shirt on the Saddle
Pakistanis: Flowers and heart stickers
Arabs: Long antennas (Qatari style)
Indians: Damn they won't be able to even handle this !
Europeans: Complaining about how everyone else is a irresponsibe rider
Egyptians: Fully loaded like the Peugeot station wagons to ride to Egypt
Irani's : long line of small teddy bears (included Indians and Philipinos too)
Chinese: hahahaa haaa haaaa


Tuesday, May 16, 2006

BUSH

So What's the most powerful man upto? restoring peace order?
funny he's pretty quiet nowadays, is it the Elections?

I think one of the greatest researched movies or documentaries made is "Farenheit 9/11", Micheal Moore is awesome !


So what does Bush mean when he says something:
This country has great resources: I want your Oil

We"ll will bring democracy to your country: I want your country
We will restore law and order: We'll fuck you in Abu Gharib
They are our greatest ally: We're setting up an American Base there.

Monday, May 15, 2006

J-lo sued by Miss Bulgaria

Woah !
Damn I was so looking forward to seeing that famous BOOTY... from upclose.... I had me 2 VIP passes... And what's pretty unprofessional is how she didn't even give a reason, and it's not only her Dubai show that's cancelled.

Well can we have Shakira instead... no one shakes it like her !

Former Miss Bulgaria Ivaila Bakalova will sue Jennifer Lopez. Bakalova, who is the manager of the company Pickandmore, insists that the star gives back the performance fee for the cancelled concert in Sofia. The fee amounts to $750,000-850,000 according to different sources.Bakalova will also insist on 203,000 euro of compensations that will cover the expenses for the organization of the concert. "We will also insist to be compensated for future earnings. We have already hired a well-known US lawyer," Bakalova said for the Standart. Only some of the whims of the star - her favorite seeds, aroma candles, chili sauce cost $8,000 together with the DHL fees

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

and she replies !

Paikar, well the Sexiest babe in the Dubai (sorry not UAE, Charu reigns Sharjah !).. well getting to the point.. see She replied... so she's not so stuck up after all huh Dubaities?... pretty fun down-to-earth person I would guess.
And coming to your email Sweets... you don't need to change anything in you or about you, you are a perfect 10 !


Wot needs to be changed is the self promo clips... please Azaad karo hume